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Zubaz=Wicked, May 20, 2009| By | Ricky Bruce “Ricky Bruce” (Lovetown, USA) – See all my reviews |
When I first saw that they still made these I was so exited. I’ve been saving my white reboks, cutoff shirts (both nex and sleves, whats up ladies)(It’s also cut off to show my rock hard abs.) Icouldn’t wait to pull those pants up past my belly button. i grabbed my croakie equipped Jim Mcmahon oakleys, and drove my house to the post office in anticpation. when i got them i put them on immediately (Hey lady, if you don’t like the package than don’t bring your kids to the post office) and have yet to take them off. i actually haven’t left the mirror in a few hours. That’s right, my van has a mirror ceiling. Next I went to the bowling alley and all of its hot mamas was waiting for me when i got there last night. i felt like macho man randy savage, no one couldn’t take their eyes off me. snap into it! yea! after a few miller lites, i took not one, but two beautiful women back to the van. Less teeth less bite, know what I’m sayin. Rock on.
Zubaz have saved my life!, May 19, 2009| By | David Murphy (Boston, MA USA) – See all my reviews |
When I wake up at 5pm everyday before going to the box factory I make sure I am not actually naked because my Zubaz are so comfortable. Then I make sure I grab my Roadhouse VHS to get on with the business.
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Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008| By | B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern” (New Jersey, USA) – See all my reviews |
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
No wonder we lost the Empire, May 22, 2009| By | Tweedy (UK) – See all my reviews |
You will note that I am English. We are a little country that was once important and we live under the wrong impression that people care what we say anymore.
You American types are now leaders of the free world, taking on a responsibility that spread the British all over the globe, before things went horribly wrong for us. Economics, politics and so on all play their part in the gradual change of nations, but when one wonders how the US still leads the free world, one only has to understand how you have harnessed the power of the “Shirt of Wolves”. I think this was a turning point and I bet that Obama wears one under his suit all the time, in fact you all probably do.
Okay, our time has passed in the UK, but a word of warning to you lot – when the Chinese understand the potential of the “Shirt of Wolves” they are going to start producing them by the truckload and making then compulsory wear. Then you will really be in trouble. http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt/product-reviews/B000OE2OLU/ref=cm_rdp_hist_hdr_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
the infamous shirt
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: how is your day?
Stranger: my day is fine
Stranger: how about yours?
You: well, I just just got out on parole so it’s pretty goddamn good day!
You: man, the sun is so nice
You: so warm
Stranger: ^^
You: I’m on my way to mexico tomorrow. I said, fuck it man. fuck this shit, I’m outta here! you know what I mean?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: totally agree
You: like, prison is shit.
Stranger: i know
You: and mexico is warm
You: nice ladies
You: freedom
You: gonna just sit on the beach
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there
Stranger: hey you
You: you like jesus?
Stranger: i love jesus
Stranger: are you god?
You: yes
You: I made jesus
You: sometimes he’s a little bitch
Stranger: you are awesome
You: but you know, gotta forgive
You: I am all that is awesome
Stranger: What is the meaning in life, god?
You: the meaning of life is to leave people alone and die happy
Stranger: where are you from, mr. god?
You: I am everywhere
You: I am in everything
You: I am omnipresent
Stranger: prove it
You: I do not have to prove anything. you have to only look around to see my existence
You: look at the sunset, look at the storms, the love, the destruction, the life, the death
You: I also go by the name of allah
You: buddha
You: etc
You: it’s all the same thing when you get down to it
Stranger: yeah, i think so too
Stranger: but why are all the people fighting against each other, when they all believe in you?
You: because humans are fundamentally flawed
You: nationalism and religion go hand in hand
You: if we all were educated to the same higher degree and understood that all anyone really wants is to be is healthy and happy and loved, the world would be a better place
You: the flaw with religion is that they try to say that their god is the only god, when all gods are the same
Stranger: and if people could leave people alone
You: yes, and die happy
You: that’s the meaning of life
You: but now I have to go. many matters to attend to.
You: go forth and make others happy
Stranger: i will do that!!
You: god thanks you in advance!
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“Today, I was at the mall blasting music, I was wearing a nice shirt and had my ipod in my breast pocket when I noticed a cute girl smiling at me so I smiled back and she started to walk over while turning down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML”
“Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it’s so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, “Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!” People were staring. FML”
“I love flannel lined pants when I’m outside, but once I get inside they are just miserable.”
“Why do people have to send me private messages in Facebook when they have my personal email address!”
“Really itunes shuffle? Playing songs by the same artist after each other isn’t shuffling.”
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