Why are there so many posts about cats lately?

How long can a cat really be? http://rgj.com/article/20090702/NEIGHBORHOODS03/907020317/1247/neighborhoods/Going-for-the-Guinness

“Stewie, a cat who lives in northwest Reno with owner Robin Hendrickson, is a 41/2-year-old, 20-pound Maine coon that — hopefully — is 49 inches long.He’ll be measured from the tip of his nose to the tip of his tail this weekend during the Five-Star Feline Face-off International Championship and Household Pet Cat Show at the Grand Sierra Resort and Casino.

Hendrickson said she didn’t acquire Stewie with an eye toward a possible record. She purchased him and his brother, Odin, from a breeder in Oregon when the cats were 3 months old. It wasn’t until after a few years passed that she noticed Stewie seemed to be getting especially long.”

that's a big ass cat

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Wake up your bastard cat

“I hate cats. I hate their tiny, slinky bodies; their slitted, malevolent eyes; their pernicious and omnipresent dander; their penchant for appearing in image macros. They unsettle me, as I never know whether they are circling my leg in order to rub happily against my ankle or just sizing up the best angle from which to launch a fully clawed sneak attack on my balls.

But goons love their cats. This love may derive from envy, as cats are clean, intelligent animals, and thus exemplify standards that goons aspire to but never achieve. Still, when prodded awake by their masters, they produce looks of bemusement and distaste that approximate those worn by their caretakers upon finding out their bacon privileges have been removed. The following paged document this drama.” http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/wake-your-cat.php

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The pleasure of owning cats

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dress-your-cat.php

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Pay attention to signage.

beware, cats.

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The long way home

tough decisions, tough times

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Fat cat wants your food

fatty fat fat

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