Posted: May 29th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets | Tags: amazon, three wolf moon | No Comments »
awesome as jesus, May 6, 2009
I bought one of these shirt last june for my birthday. It was by far the best gift I have ever gotten. I like to camp a lot and when I go camping, this shirt is a must. I have never had a girlfriend, but if i did, i would surely take her camping with me. When I wear this shirt, and i am camping, i feel like a beast. Like i can do anything, anywhere, anytime. Do i want dinner? I’ll go hunt down rabbits, slaughter them, and either eat them raw, (done it, but getting the fur outta my tooth sux), or slow cook them bad boys on the hood of my Isuzu Amigo (sweeet!). I have tried to observe wolfs in the wild while wearing this shirt, but i always did it in the day. So maybe my disguise is really confusing to them. i don’t know. However, I do know that this shirt is the coolest thing that I own. When i feel sad or lonely I use the shirt as a pillow case, and snuggle up with Timber, Snake Eyes, and Gus. Thats what I named my Wolves. They are like family. buy one now!!!!! its well worth it. Even if it doesn’t have lightening bolts on it.
Thank god theres nothing on the back!, May 15, 2009
I’m glad theres nothing on the back of this shirt, otherwise my mullet might be covering up a wolf, and I just don’t know how I would handle having to decide between my mullet and another wolf on this shirt.
Posted: May 28th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets | Tags: amazon, funny | No Comments »
Zubaz=Wicked, May 20, 2009
When I first saw that they still made these I was so exited. I’ve been saving my white reboks, cutoff shirts (both nex and sleves, whats up ladies)(It’s also cut off to show my rock hard abs.) Icouldn’t wait to pull those pants up past my belly button. i grabbed my croakie equipped Jim Mcmahon oakleys, and drove my house to the post office in anticpation. when i got them i put them on immediately (Hey lady, if you don’t like the package than don’t bring your kids to the post office) and have yet to take them off. i actually haven’t left the mirror in a few hours. That’s right, my van has a mirror ceiling. Next I went to the bowling alley and all of its hot mamas was waiting for me when i got there last night. i felt like macho man randy savage, no one couldn’t take their eyes off me. snap into it! yea! after a few miller lites, i took not one, but two beautiful women back to the van. Less teeth less bite, know what I’m sayin. Rock on.
Zubaz have saved my life!, May 19, 2009
When I wake up at 5pm everyday before going to the box factory I make sure I am not actually naked because my Zubaz are so comfortable. Then I make sure I grab my Roadhouse VHS to get on with the business.
http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/product-reviews/B000WVXM0W/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
zubaz pants
Posted: May 28th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets | Tags: amazon, funny, wolves | No Comments »
Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
No wonder we lost the Empire, May 22, 2009
You will note that I am English. We are a little country that was once important and we live under the wrong impression that people care what we say anymore.
You American types are now leaders of the free world, taking on a responsibility that spread the British all over the globe, before things went horribly wrong for us. Economics, politics and so on all play their part in the gradual change of nations, but when one wonders how the US still leads the free world, one only has to understand how you have harnessed the power of the “Shirt of Wolves”. I think this was a turning point and I bet that Obama wears one under his suit all the time, in fact you all probably do.
Okay, our time has passed in the UK, but a word of warning to you lot – when the Chinese understand the potential of the “Shirt of Wolves” they are going to start producing them by the truckload and making then compulsory wear. Then you will really be in trouble. http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt/product-reviews/B000OE2OLU/ref=cm_rdp_hist_hdr_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
the infamous shirt
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