Posted: August 5th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets, politics | No Comments »
I’m more of a middle ground person. I don’t align to either extreme. But right here we have a great example of the extremist idiocy of the hardcore GOP. Why are people so ignorant of the real world?
“Washington1789, many of us believe obama will declare himself our dictator. Bush set it up when he was in office. I don’t think obama will use the economy; I think he will either use the swine flu epidemic that WHO and our liberal mass media keep making dire predictions about OR he will use either contrived or real insurrections. WHEN obama slams us with his death care, energy taxes, and legalizes the illegals, people are going to take to the streets in droves. THAT’S when I believe obama will truly achieve his goal of being our dictator. And obama hates our country and everything it stands for, so he’s going to be a cruel and unusual dictator.
Many of us in here are also Christians. We also believe the end is also written: God and faithful Christians WIN. Until that end is reached, life on earth is going to be sheer H@LL. Being a Christian, what connection do you feel obama has with the Anti-Christ? Do you believe that Obama is a puppet?”
http://www.the912project.com/2009/08/01/731-glenn-wants-you-join-the-watchdogs/#IDComment29307170
HAHAH WHAT A DUMBASS! All of those Glenn Beck supporters have their heads up their asses. Get out of your cave once in a while, you’re starting to stink.
Posted: July 13th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: internets | No Comments »
http://www.foundshit.com
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Posted: July 5th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: comics, internets | No Comments »
“Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.” http://garfieldminusgarfield.net
sad
just pathetic
Posted: July 5th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: internets | No Comments »
Today, I wanted to make bubbles, but was too lazy to blow them. I put the bubble wand in front of a fan. It worked and I was amused. MLIA.
Today, in the shower there was a hair on the wall. I didn’t want to touch it so I got puddles of water and threw it at it in hope it would fall. It didn’t. I then aimed the shower head at it. I fell. MLIA
Posted: June 23rd, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, imagery, internets | Tags: food, vegan | No Comments »
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Posted: June 19th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets, technology | Tags: bad jokes, computers, nerd | No Comments »
OS comparisons to classical literature
Multics – Iliad
- Full of heroes & exploits.
- Modern firepower renders most of its tactics obsolete.
Unix – Aeneid
- Studied in more classrooms than the Iliad.
- Doesn’t make it better or more of a success.
- Different language, different cultural matrix, different goals.
OS/360 – Internal revenue code
- Widely studied but only a few consider it epic.
MSDOS – Gilligan’s Island
Mac OS – Cheers
Windows – Married, With Children
Posted: June 12th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: fail, har har har, imagery, internets | Tags: fail, images | No Comments »
From where else but http://failblog.org
fail-owned-piggyback-fail
Posted: June 12th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, imagery, internets | Tags: funny, images, photos, sexy people | No Comments »
Found a new site today. You gotta admit, this has sexy written all over it. http://sexypeople-blog.com
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thom
Posted: June 12th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, imagery, internets | Tags: awkwardfamilyphotos, images | No Comments »
More classy photos from http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com
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Posted: May 29th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets | Tags: amazon, three wolf moon | No Comments »
awesome as jesus, May 6, 2009
I bought one of these shirt last june for my birthday. It was by far the best gift I have ever gotten. I like to camp a lot and when I go camping, this shirt is a must. I have never had a girlfriend, but if i did, i would surely take her camping with me. When I wear this shirt, and i am camping, i feel like a beast. Like i can do anything, anywhere, anytime. Do i want dinner? I’ll go hunt down rabbits, slaughter them, and either eat them raw, (done it, but getting the fur outta my tooth sux), or slow cook them bad boys on the hood of my Isuzu Amigo (sweeet!). I have tried to observe wolfs in the wild while wearing this shirt, but i always did it in the day. So maybe my disguise is really confusing to them. i don’t know. However, I do know that this shirt is the coolest thing that I own. When i feel sad or lonely I use the shirt as a pillow case, and snuggle up with Timber, Snake Eyes, and Gus. Thats what I named my Wolves. They are like family. buy one now!!!!! its well worth it. Even if it doesn’t have lightening bolts on it.
Thank god theres nothing on the back!, May 15, 2009
I’m glad theres nothing on the back of this shirt, otherwise my mullet might be covering up a wolf, and I just don’t know how I would handle having to decide between my mullet and another wolf on this shirt.
Posted: May 28th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets | Tags: amazon, funny | No Comments »
Zubaz=Wicked, May 20, 2009
When I first saw that they still made these I was so exited. I’ve been saving my white reboks, cutoff shirts (both nex and sleves, whats up ladies)(It’s also cut off to show my rock hard abs.) Icouldn’t wait to pull those pants up past my belly button. i grabbed my croakie equipped Jim Mcmahon oakleys, and drove my house to the post office in anticpation. when i got them i put them on immediately (Hey lady, if you don’t like the package than don’t bring your kids to the post office) and have yet to take them off. i actually haven’t left the mirror in a few hours. That’s right, my van has a mirror ceiling. Next I went to the bowling alley and all of its hot mamas was waiting for me when i got there last night. i felt like macho man randy savage, no one couldn’t take their eyes off me. snap into it! yea! after a few miller lites, i took not one, but two beautiful women back to the van. Less teeth less bite, know what I’m sayin. Rock on.
Zubaz have saved my life!, May 19, 2009
When I wake up at 5pm everyday before going to the box factory I make sure I am not actually naked because my Zubaz are so comfortable. Then I make sure I grab my Roadhouse VHS to get on with the business.
http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/product-reviews/B000WVXM0W/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
zubaz pants
Posted: May 28th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets | Tags: amazon, funny, wolves | No Comments »
Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
No wonder we lost the Empire, May 22, 2009
You will note that I am English. We are a little country that was once important and we live under the wrong impression that people care what we say anymore.
You American types are now leaders of the free world, taking on a responsibility that spread the British all over the globe, before things went horribly wrong for us. Economics, politics and so on all play their part in the gradual change of nations, but when one wonders how the US still leads the free world, one only has to understand how you have harnessed the power of the “Shirt of Wolves”. I think this was a turning point and I bet that Obama wears one under his suit all the time, in fact you all probably do.
Okay, our time has passed in the UK, but a word of warning to you lot – when the Chinese understand the potential of the “Shirt of Wolves” they are going to start producing them by the truckload and making then compulsory wear. Then you will really be in trouble. http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt/product-reviews/B000OE2OLU/ref=cm_rdp_hist_hdr_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
the infamous shirt
Posted: May 28th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets | Tags: apps | No Comments »
“If you hope in one hand and shit in the other, and you need to figure out which one will fill up first, there’s an app for that.”
“If you want to spend 99 cents on something that took a guy in his underwear 2 seconds to make, there’s an app for that.”
“I you like your chicken a little golden brown on the outside but still raw enough on the inside to kill you, there’s an app for that.”
http://appft.com
Posted: May 26th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: internets | Tags: omegle | No Comments »
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi!
You: what are you doing on the internet today?
Stranger: Looking how to dispose of deceased bodies! haha!
Stranger: You? loool
You: hahaha!
You: did you check wikipedia?
Stranger: The blood is ALL over my hands hahaha!
Stranger: Yes!
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disposal_of_human_corpses
You: wow, they have everything!
Posted: May 21st, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets | Tags: funny, omegle.com | No Comments »
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: how is your day?
Stranger: my day is fine
Stranger: how about yours?
You: well, I just just got out on parole so it’s pretty goddamn good day!
You: man, the sun is so nice
You: so warm
Stranger: ^^
You: I’m on my way to mexico tomorrow. I said, fuck it man. fuck this shit, I’m outta here! you know what I mean?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: totally agree
You: like, prison is shit.
Stranger: i know
You: and mexico is warm
You: nice ladies
You: freedom
You: gonna just sit on the beach
You have disconnected.
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there
Stranger: hey you
You: you like jesus?
Stranger: i love jesus
Stranger: are you god?
You: yes
You: I made jesus
You: sometimes he’s a little bitch
Stranger: you are awesome
You: but you know, gotta forgive
You: I am all that is awesome
Stranger: What is the meaning in life, god?
You: the meaning of life is to leave people alone and die happy
Stranger: where are you from, mr. god?
You: I am everywhere
You: I am in everything
You: I am omnipresent
Stranger: prove it
You: I do not have to prove anything. you have to only look around to see my existence
You: look at the sunset, look at the storms, the love, the destruction, the life, the death
You: I also go by the name of allah
You: buddha
You: etc
You: it’s all the same thing when you get down to it
Stranger: yeah, i think so too
Stranger: but why are all the people fighting against each other, when they all believe in you?
You: because humans are fundamentally flawed
You: nationalism and religion go hand in hand
You: if we all were educated to the same higher degree and understood that all anyone really wants is to be is healthy and happy and loved, the world would be a better place
You: the flaw with religion is that they try to say that their god is the only god, when all gods are the same
Stranger: and if people could leave people alone
You: yes, and die happy
You: that’s the meaning of life
You: but now I have to go. many matters to attend to.
You: go forth and make others happy
Stranger: i will do that!!
You: god thanks you in advance!
You have disconnected.
Posted: May 21st, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets | Tags: blog, disaster, funny | No Comments »
“Today, I was at the mall blasting music, I was wearing a nice shirt and had my ipod in my breast pocket when I noticed a cute girl smiling at me so I smiled back and she started to walk over while turning down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML”
“Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it’s so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, “Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!” People were staring. FML”
http://www.fmylife.com
Posted: May 20th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets | Tags: notes, passive agressive | No Comments »
From http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
I love salad dressing
dave wins!
Posted: May 16th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets, politics | Tags: dns, politics, republicans | No Comments »
“A simple DNS prank against former GOP VP nominee and current Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has finally come to the attention of Alaskan authorities, resulting in a cease-and-desist order as well as somewhat misdirected copyright claims. The owner of the site in question has caved to legal pressure, although one has to admit that the whole series of events was worth a chuckle.
Houston-based DJ Shu Latif registered Crackho.com ages ago (according to a Whois search, 1998), but decided to give the site a fresh face in 2008 after Governor Palin was chosen as the Republican Vice President nominee. She changed the DNS settings so that all traffic to Crackho.com would go directly to Sarah Palin’s official website.” More here.
Palain and the CrackHo
Posted: May 14th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: har har har, internets | Tags: funny, whiners, white people | No Comments »
“I love flannel lined pants when I’m outside, but once I get inside they are just miserable.”
“Why do people have to send me private messages in Facebook when they have my personal email address!”
“Really itunes shuffle? Playing songs by the same artist after each other isn’t shuffling.”
More whines here: http://www.whitewhine.com
Posted: May 6th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: internets | Tags: internet, typopgraphy, web page | 1 Comment »
This site is rather interesting and may change your view of how content is presented on the web. Essentially what it does is allow you to format webpages to your own styles – all with the click of just one button. Check it out here: http://lab.arc90.com/experiments/readability/
Posted: May 1st, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: internets | Tags: bumpaddler, jerks, twitter | No Comments »
So you may recall from the previous posts where I HATE TWITTER. Mostly because of the shit that is on there is all garbage. But here’s what’s happening; through the magic of programming all of the posts on BumPaddler are now getting pushed over to Twitter in order for two things to happen: 1) more link visibility on the internet for search pages to grab and index which drives more traffic to the site, and 2) so that the people that are addicted to twitter and like bumpaddler can follow the posts much like other people do via RSS. So. There it is. I’m almost ashamed to do it but if it means more people’s lives will be improved by the bumpaddler content via twitter, well then I can lower my standards for this one thing and provide you with twitter posts. Bear in mind that I will never actually be ON twitter posting things by hand – the plugin just pushes the blog posts over to twitter and makes them available. So that’s that. I can’t talk about it anymore or I’m going to have to hit myself in the head with a hammer. By the way, the twitter URL for you to follow is http://twitter.com/bumpaddler
fuck off twitter
Posted: April 28th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: Uncategorized, har har har, internets, society | Tags: stimator | No Comments »
uh hu, that's right. the big money! - http://stimator.com
Posted: April 14th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: imagery, internets | Tags: flickr, images | No Comments »
Turns out there are some good uses for social media sites like Flickr. Aspiring artists can/have gotten their careers started by posting their work on Flickr. Ad agencies are looking heavily at the site, and others, for potential sources of content. Then come the interviews and magazine articles. I guess I have to stop badmouthing the social media movement now… or do I?
“During two years of this intense exploration, Deborah D. Lattimore posted some 1,500 pictures (up to 20 per week) to her photostream. Something else was happening, too—something many amateur shooters fantasize about, but that Lattimore never consciously set out to accomplish: She was morphing into a successful photographer. Instead of just sharing pictures with family and friends, she was confidently negotiating user rights and making sales to a dozen or so companies and organizations. The largest was to Pearl Izumi, a Colorado-based sportswear company that paid her $4,000 for an image of a runner that it spotted on Flickr and then displayed on its website and on 50,000 apparel tags.”
one of the 1,500 photographs
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