Posted: July 26th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: apple jerks | No Comments »
If there’s one thing I don’t like it’s Twitter. If there’s another things I don’t like it’s iPhones. Here’s someone bitching about AT&T service for the iPhone, whine whine whine. Hey! Get a regular phone that’s just a phone! Why do you need all of these applications and facebook apps and twitter junk and this and that on a phone. Stop. Just stop. Disconnect, simplify.
“And it fails at it far too often. Depending on where you are here in Bay Area (I’m using that as an example because that’s where I live, but the problems are hardly confined to here), there is basically no AT&T reception. This is what Malik noticed all those months ago. And as more iPhones are being sold, it’s getting progressively worse.”
Ooooh… I feel so bad for you. You can’t post to facebook while you’re waiting for the BART train? When I used to live in the shithole of the bay area and had to wait for BART trains I’d read a book. Learn something. Not fuck around with my goddamn phone. Get a life. Get a regular phone and quit bitching.
http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/07/18/att-is-a-big-steaming-heap-of-failure/#comment-2880827
Posted: May 4th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: apple jerks, fail, har har har | Tags: apple, dumbass, fail, itunes | No Comments »

seriously?
Posted: April 7th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: apple jerks, technology | Tags: apple, servers | No Comments »
As per usual, whenever apple releases a new bit of hardware you can assume that it will cost more than the competition without adding significant value (unless you are running osx). Well, today is no different as they release the new version of their Xserver 1U rack server. It’s also the only server model they make – their attempt at saying “no one needs anything other than a 1U form factor because we know our shit and our shit smells great”, or something along those lines.
Anyway, here’s the beautiful silver server we would all want, but will never buy. Sorry Apple, Sun Microsystems gets my money when it comes to hardware. Full story if you click here.

pretty but not cheap
Posted: March 28th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: apple jerks | Tags: apple, bastards, iphone | No Comments »
Another good example of why I hate Apple. Here we have a company that sells tons of expensive crap to their fanboy userbase, and they’re really successful at it. Granted, before the iPod they were about to fail miserably, but that’s beside the point. So, iPod, iPhone, iFuckYou, whatever. Now they make the most popular phone in the entire world and they decide to stay on track with their previous “lock it down and don’t let people have fun wiht it” policy, and by that I mean that if you want an application that is not in their app store, then you have to crack you phone (also called jailbreaking). This voids the warranty and makes Apple VERY MAD!
Guess what? Someone found out that they used a jailbroken iPhone in their latest patent application. One more reason for me, and you, to hate Apple. Bunch of hypocrital bastards.